Plastic Barbie.
My teacher said that my painting sucked because my figure's boobs are too big and her hair has been "babified". Also, there's no greens, reds, or yellows used in the tone of the skin. Yes, there IS a right and WRONG way of painting. UUGGHHH!!! HERE'S my teacher's website. Have fun. And I only posted this painting because I wanted CARRIE to see it because her email is suckie fuckie in the bunghole.

What does your teacher have against the fresh fucked look? Is she evangalical or what? I am not an art critic but it looks damn good to me.
YEAH! Eat that Jill!
I like your painting D! AND the boobies!
I can't say I really though much of the art on your TEACHERS website either!
I wonder if the same thing people say about film Critics applies with Art Teachers?
Well, I'm sure films take MUCH more time and ALOT more money. I would be SUPER pissed, but not everyone is going to hate it. It's all about opinion... sometimes, ignorance can be a good thing...meaning that if you aren't exposed to the rules, you're safe :P
um... that's adamn good painting. some people (believe it or not) really /do/ have big boobs, even gigantically HUGE. In eastern europe, there are many large breasted women... to have small breasts or A/low B cups is kinda rare from what i understand. also, thre's not much green now that i'm naked and looking in the mirror. i mean, maybe some of my veins are ... you know what? i'm SEEING FUCKING YELLOWS /AND/ REDS IN SKIN... your teach is just a skeezer.
this work is interesting, the rest seems all the same by your professor there.
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Flash Blindness 2002