Yep. THAT's what I think about my damn history exam tomorrow. I'm just going to have to bullshit through it because I don't know SHIT about no god damn Byzantine Empire or no god damn Pelopppppenennnnsian War (there were 3 phases BTW) however the fuck you spell it... all I know is some shit about Hitler and Rasputin because that's all I remember from god damn history 102. But this isn't 102, this is 101... like I'm pose to memorize from 2500 B.C. to some god damn 1550 A.D. Fuck that shit. Yeah, Martin Luther was one kick ass dude, but I'm not going to go god damn gaga over it. My shit is Literature. That's right... mostly shit that's made up that represents shit that's not made up. Do you think that barf was made up? Yes, it's all into your god damn imagination. So, there. I stated my point.
So? How would you feel if you were told you masturbate, but instead had to learn everything there is to know about Ahmad al Ya'qubi? Yeah, that's what I mean. Fuck that shit. I'll stick to shit I'm interested in. Yeah, I know history has to do with humanities, but fuck memorizing everything about some god damn Emperor Justinian. And what the fuck is the Treaty of Verdum? Who fucking gives a shit?
Capetian Dynasty, Dominic de Guzman, Desiderius Erasmus? I mean GOD! I spend a really long time putting together a fucking research paper about the Ka'bah and I get a god damn 80 on it. That's not the point, but HOW IN THE FUCK am I suppose to find time to study the chronological order of EVERYTHING history before the year 1550? Plus, the class that kick's fuckin ass to me right now is American Literature. I spent 1 1/2 days on my last essay. Where in the hell am I gonna find time to study 5000000 0 0 00 0 00 ,0000000 years worth of history? Let me just pull it out of my ass. I bet it would come out as easily as that barf came out of whoeverthefuck's stomach.
Eh... I'll just stop entertaining myself and go to bed. I'm going to go to that exam tomorrow, and write down everything I can, but SHIT... I mean! GOD DAMN!
I painted something for Heather today :">. I hope she likes it. Yep, that's what I did with my studying time. What would you do? I'd fuck off if I were you. Fuck it. Aubrey's asleep on the couch. That's why he's not in the picture above. Yeah.. he works 12 hours a day while I get to rack my brains. I LOVE YOU AUBREY!!!! We both rack our brains for the good of mankind. WTF?
Aubrey needs to go to the bar with me the next time. I'm getting fucking tired of these dudes that come up to me and offer me a hair dressing and god damn foot massage and paid-for drinks at Sammy T's. Do they not have enough sense to look at the lady's left hand for a damn wedding ring? DUMBASSES!!! Have some damn common sense. I mean, you seem like you have your speech down and everything...you'd think you would have done this kind of thing before.
Ah, shit. All three of us wear glasses. HAHAHAAA!! DORKS!